Today is yours...

Celebration means......

Four friends.

Bahar barsaat.

Four glasses of BEER.



Celebration means......

Hundred bucks of petrol.

A rusty old bike.

And an open road.



Celebration means......

Maggi noodles.

A hostel room.

4.25 a.m.



Celebration means......

3 old friends.

3 separate cities.

3 coffee mugs.

1 internet messenger.



Celebration means......

Rain on a hot tin roof.

Pakoras deep-frying.

Neighbours dropping in.

A party.




Celebration means......

You and mom.

A summer night.

A bottle of coconut oil.

A head massage.



You can spend

Hundreds on birthdays,

Thousands on festivals,

Lakhs on weddings,



but to celebrate

all you have to do is spend your Time with your loved ones.

"THE GAME OF LOVE AND UNITY" - ICC Cricket World Cup 2007 Official Song

http://cricketworldcup.indya.com/event/officialsong.htm

---open in IE

Few(New) definitions....

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Criminal: A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to it.

Something Inspirational...

"Don't go the way life takes you. Take the life the way you go.

And remember you are born to live and not living because you are Born"

International Women's day....

Be patient towards all that is unsolved in your heart and try to love the questions themselves, like books written in a very foreign tongue...

Do not seek the answers which cannot be given to you because you would not be able to live them, and the point is, to live everything...

Live the question now, perhaps you will find them(answer) gradually, without noticing it and live along the same distant day in to the answer..

Ten advantages of not having a "LOVER"....

1. Save time.
2. Can sleep well.
3. Don't have 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don't have to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with any guy/gal...
8. You won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don't have to listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER

Never search your happiness in others which will make you feel ALONE..

Search it in yourself, you feel happy even when you are left alone..

Proud to be SINGLE

Chanakya quotes (Indian politician, strategist and writer, 350 BC-275 BC)

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"A person should not be too honest.
Straight trees are cut first
and Honest people are screwed first."

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"Even if a snake is not poisonous,
it should pretend to be venomous."

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"The biggest guru-mantra is: Never share your secrets with anybody. If you cannot keep secret with you , do not expect that other will keep it. ! It will destroy you."

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"There is some self-interest behind every friendship.
There is no Friendship without self-interests.
This is a bitter truth."

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"Before you start some work, always ask yourself three questions - Why am I doing it, What the results might be and Will I be successful. Only when you think deeply
and find satisfactory answers to these questions, go ahead."

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"As soon as the fear approaches near, attack and destroy it."

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"Once you start a working on something,
don't be afraid of failure and
don't abandon it.
People who work sincerely are the happiest."


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"The fragrance of flowers spreads
only in the direction of the wind.
But the goodness of a person spreads in all direction."

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"A man is great by deeds, not by birth."


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"Treat your kid like a darling for the first five years.

For the next five years, scold them.
By the time they turn sixteen, treat them like a friend.
Your grown up children are your best friends."

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"Education is the best friend.
An educated person is respected everywhere.
Education beats the beauty and the youth."

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